Poophemisms 5
August 27, 2009Today's Poophemism:"Abort a Food-us"As in:"There's a men's room at the Planned Parenthood, right? I'm gonna show 'em how I abort a food-us."
Poo⋅phe⋅mism:
noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To heave a bastard” is a poophemism for “to empty one's bowels in a passionate, potentially-trying manner.”
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